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Wayne's World: An Honest Review Of Watch Dogs 2

Esquire's Head Writer, Wayne Cheong, reviews things. This time, he puts his hacking cap on for the sequel to Ubisoftís Watch Dogs.

BY Wayne Cheong | Jan 26, 2017 | Technology


Hey! Remember Hackers? That 1995 movie with a notable acting cast (Jolie, Miller, Lillard) with notable hacker names like “Crash Override”, “Acid Burn”, “Phantom Phreak”? Remember how cool it was that they took elements from cyberpunk culture and made it tres chic? Remember how edgy rollerblading was in that movie? Remember how they made typing so hunky-dory, finger-punching into a keyboard like it’s a matter of life-or-death.

Sitting comfortably in the genre of camp, Hackers undermines what actual hacking actually is, which is mostly just typing long strings of code (while using your mouse; ever notice that no one ever uses a mouse in a hacker movie) at hours at a time into a computer. Typing does not make for a good movie. A hacker movie will use one or more of the following: garish interface with green text on a black screen; multiple windows with indecipherable text with maybe an ASCII skull in the corner to denote how “alternative” you are; memes, hohoho, sooo many memes, mayhaps a .gif of Pepe the Frog flipping you off.

I’m bringing this up because while my suspension of disbelief can only go so far when it comes to hacking in pop culture (“oh great, another overweight, unwashed, bearded recluse who is a master hacker”) but it is the sort of thing needed in a video game like Watch Dogs 2.



The previous instalment was this Chinatown-esque world where your grey hat hacker protagonist kills with impunity. In Watch Dogs 2, there’s a tonal shift from Mr Robot to well, Hackers.

You play as Marcus, a black man, who is initiated into the San Francisco chapter of DedSec, a hacking collective. Different from their Chicago counterparts, the SF DedSec engages in tagging, gaining followers, growing their downloads for their app; this group refuses to remain working in the dark.

Initially, there was frustration when I started the game (getting used to the UI, eye-rolling at hacker tropes) but slowly the game grows on you. My God, does this game slowly win you over. There isn’t a deep investigation into the history of your crew but it’s enough to have me rooting for these fun-loving criminals and their exploits.

Another improvement was the world you play in; your sandbox is the Bay Area. Usually, other the environs of open-world games through gameplay start to feel same-y. Buildings become indistinguishable from one another, the NPCs start to look like clones. It’s easy to gloss over the surroundings when you’re criss-crossing a district, trying to outrun the police.


CNET compared the real-life San Francisco to the in-game version.


That’s why the game’s ScoutX side mission is a terrific idea as it rewards your player for taking selfies at landmarks sprinkled all over San Francisco. It incentivises you to explore places like the Painted Ladies or the Golden Gate Bridge (this native San Franciscan, however, didn’t think it’s all that).

Adding to the game is an improved AI, engaging in-game banter and missions that do not feel repetitive, Watch Dogs 2 is well-worth your time. It’s whimsical enough to get your through it but it’ll also cause you to consider the ramifications on how your data is used in the World Wide Web.


Watch Dog 2 retails at SGD77 upwards and is available for PlayStation 4, Xbox One and PC.