40 Style Commandments For Men, According To Women
Esquire's Fashion Stylist embarks on a quest to seek out style commandments for men, from women. Here is what he found.
BY Eugene Lim | Apr 26, 2016 | Fashion
1 | Thou shall not wear square-toed shoes.
2 | Thou shall not wear suspenders and a belt, at the same time.
3 | Thou shall not wear socks and sandals. Especially not bunny socks and white sandals.
4 | Thou shall learn to dress to hide their flaws, for example, not attempting to pull off a skin tight polo T-shirt when thou are sporting a huge beer belly.
5 | Thou shall turn up, but never the collars of polo tee or shirt.
6 | Thou shall not wear Crocs.
7 | Thou shall own at least one nice suit that fits.
8 | Thou shall not be seen carrying thy girlfriend’s bag.
9 | Thou shall not be seen in jeans and pointy-toed shoes.
10 | Thou shall trim thy nails.
11 | Thou shall wear a belt with thy jeans.
12 | Thou shall not wear berms and slippers, at the same time.
13 | Thou shall shave theirs pits, if thou plans to wear clothes that reveal said pits.
14 | Thou shall shower in the morning.
15 | Thou shall own a pair of nice boots.
16 | Thou shall not own a shirt that is too tight that stretches the buttons and reveals thy hairy belly.
17 | Thou shall have a nice haircut, preferably one of the slick-back variety.
18 | Thou shall be brave enough to incorporate colour into thy wardrobe.
19 | Thou shall not wear tight trousers that reveals thy bulge.
20 | Thou shall wear cologne. But not too much.
21 | Thou shall keep the flip flop option confined to the beach only.
22 | Thou shall not have a Velcro wallet.
23 | Thou may sport a beard if it’s well groomed, but never chest hair.
24 | Thou should never have pit stains.
25 | Thou shall not wear V necks T-shirts.
26 | Thou shall own nice shoes.
27 | Thou shall not wear three-quarter berms.
28 | Thou shall own a nice fitted jacket.
29 | Thou shall own a non-flashy chunky watch.
30 | Thou shall not skip leg day if thou plans on wearing a fitted tank top.
31 | Thou shall not wear neon coloured sports gear.
32 | Thou shall not wear large statement frames. Especially if thy eyesight is perfect.
33 | Thou shall not unbutton their shirts till the point of exposing their navel.
34 | Thou shall understand fit and body type, and then anything thou wears will automatically look good.
35 | Thou shall not wear a short sleeve business shirt with a tie
36 | Thou shall not wear stained shirts.
37 | Thou shall wear a bowtie when thou is wearing a tuxedo.
38 | Thou shall not wear French cuff shirts without a jacket.
39 | Thou shall not attempt to dress street if thou is not “G” enough.
40 | Thou shall not stuff all his earthly possessions into his pants pocket, instead, thou should get a bag.