Man at His Best

10 Love notes a Singaporean florist actually received this Valentine’s

The cheesier, the better.

BY Patrick Chew | Feb 14, 2016 | Sex & Relationships

Image from Javi / Flickr

It’s Valentine’s Day—the day you know you have to do something for your girlfriend or wife no matter how many times she shrugged and said it didn’t matter.  You know this because you took her seriously last year, didn’t do anything and ended up spending a week sleeping on the couch. 

But that’s not going to happen this year. You came prepared this year—expensive dinner with expensive wines, affectionate hugs, kisses and conservations littered with pet names like “honey pie”, “sugar puff” and many others, typically involving a pastry of some kind. As a matter of fact, you’ve got the whole damn day planned out. And it’s going to be magnificent.

Chances are, you probably kicked the day off by picking out flowers at your local florist and making some sad kid hand-deliver them to her doorstep. You also attached a little note to remind her how shit of a poet you are. 

There’s no need to be embarrassed about it. The truth is just about every guy in town did exactly that. How do we know? We called up and asked FlowerAdvisor—Singapore’s online florist that offers same day flower delivery to any country across the globe. 

We asked them for a list love notes they received this year. Here are 10 of them. Some are sweet. Some are downright weird. But whoever they’re from, we sure as hell hope it worked for you and that it made her smile more than cringe.

1 | “You are the macaroni to my cheese. Will you be my Valentine?”

2 | “If I had a beautiful flower for every time that I think of you, I would have the Garden of Eden by now.”

3 | “Love is not an exam to pass or fail. Love is not a competition to win or lose. But love is a feeling in which you care for someone more than yourself. HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!”

4 | “Hello, I’m a thief and here to steal your heart on this Valentine’s Day! — Sincerely, Your Thief” 

5 | “Darling, Happy Valentine’s day! Thank you for being the chasiu to my pao. Looking forward to have a dinner with you tonight!”

6 | “Roses are red, Violets are blue. My love to you is like a glue. Happy Vals Day!”

7 | “I thank God that I was struck with Cupid's arrow because now I have you. Happy Valentine's Day and I love you!”

8 | “Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you”

9 | “Thank you for being the one out of the 7.4 billion people in the world. Life without you will be like eating chicken bakut which is weird! Happy Valentine’s Day!”

10 | “A girl as beautiful as you deserves flowers on Valentine's Day, even if they are just from an idiot like me.”