Man at His Best

Here's a tuxedo for your penis

It comes with a one-year warranty, guys

BY DIANA BRUK | Jan 22, 2016 | Sex & Relationships

Photograph from LELO

 

If your special someone is struggling to decide what to get you for Valentines Day this year, tell them to ditch the boring cufflinks or predictable cologne and go with a gift that's just as ridiculous as the holiday itself: a tuxedo that perfectly fits your shaft. As in: your penis.

Created by Swedish high-end sex-toy brand Lelo, TUX is hewn from satin and accessorized with an elegant bow tie. A band ensures that the one-size-fits-all item comfortably slips into place. The SGD43 price-tag comes with a 1-Year Warranty and a 10 Year Guarantee.

Seems like a joke gift, right? Not so for everyone. "When LELO contacted me about reviewing this product, I knew I just had to," a reviewer named "Bill" wrote on the site. "It fits great , there is a little band that goes under your family jewels so it stays on, and the material is high quality so feels great too. It's a bit of fun, and I must admit, I felt like James Bond (in a weird but sexy way). Would recommend this to any who likes to have fun in the bedroom."

The company offers free "discreet shipping," so don't worry about neighbors judging your dick suit in a box.

First published in Esquire US.